From the same folks who previously promised to send a “Delegate Survival Kit” for an upcoming conference, I received this today:
In the next 14 days we’ll be sending all delegates our “Delegate Survival Kit.” This should answer a lot of mysterious questions about the Conference.
So I suppose now we must all come up with some mysterious questions for the Delegate Survival Kit to address… (I must admit, I will now find it disappointing if this is not some kind of marketing via shaggy dog story…)
How about:
“In what ways is our survival at stake during this conference?”
[...] So my Delegate Survival Kit has finally arrived. [...]